Physics Jokes

Physics Jokes – Text

      1. When a third grader was asked to cite Newton’s first law, she said, “Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up.” http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/physicsjokes.html
      2. Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, “I think I lost an electron!” “Really!” the other replied, “Are you sure?” “Yes, I ‘m absolutely positive.”  http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/physicsjokes.html
      3. Q: Why can’t you trust an atom? A: They make up everythingsource: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/physicsjokes.html
      4. Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
        A: Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position. http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/physicsjokes.html
        See explanation
      5. Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says “Do you know how fast you were going?”Heisenberg says “No, but I know where I am.”
      6. A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.”  http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/physicsjokes.html
        See explanation

 

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